i have this new d&d character who is based on superman.  as i love superman, i love this character.  i want him to have the world.  he deserves everything he's ever wanted.  i bought him snowshoes and a horse.  he didn't need them but he wanted them.  i'm gonna save up and get him some fancy shit.  what if he had a masterworked scythe from down on the farm?  you couldn't stop me